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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

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toasterama:

*at my wedding* i do……YOUR MOM OHHHH *highfives the priest* *skateboards away*

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everythingaboutfilm:

I knew it was a great mistake for a man like me to fall in love…

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tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

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plystation:

seeing your post on your dash

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

never ever hit the space bar on your keyboard or else you will be taken to SPACE so dont EVER hit it this is a psa

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*sweats nervously*

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bucky-barnes-booty:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

THIS IS EVIL

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tokomon:

IM SCREAMING

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